| "VAMPS stands for 'Women And Muffy’s ProgramS' and I'm Muffy." |
| "What is a VAMP?" |
| "Well, the dictionary says that a vamp is a woman who is believed to use her sexual attractiveness for the seduction and manipulation of others." |
| "My definition of a VAMP (before I looked in the dictionary) was a woman who is in my ski class who wanted to learn more and have fun in the process." (continued...) |